bastardlybrendan:

3000—21:

oswinses:

enjorlaas:

skuboglesby:

bilingual my ass. you’re either heterolingual or homolingual

#you’re not bilingual  #you’re confused  #stop being greedy   

#it’s just a phase #you’ll meet a nice language and settle down

#the bible says adam and eve #not hebrew and cantonese

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iwishihadafather:

I JUST WENT TO TACO BELL AND THE GIRL SAID “have a sauce-ome day!” AND I WAS LIKE “wtf” THEN THEY SHOWED ME A LIST OF WORDS THEY HAVE TO USE WHEN TALKING TO CUSTOMERS OMFG

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davidonice:

ox-hugs-nd-kisses-xo:

rubyrubyrubyredux:

stevenmoffatismyspiritanimal:

tomkirk:

THIS IS THE MOST BADASS THING I’VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE

Important question, which came first, the post or the song

I was not expecting this to be THAT good.

holy. fucking. shitballs.

MAKE AN ALBUM PLEASE.

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phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

aproperroman:

In honor of April Fools Day, please hover over this text.

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• me: It seems that I am not immediately excellent at this
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me:
• me: it is because I am a failure
• me: everything I touch dies

kaajoo:

World’s Most Beautiful Abandoned Places

Italian product manager and web designer Francesco Mugnai recently added a collection of images to his blog touting some of the most beautiful images of abandoned spots and modern ruins that he’d ever seen. The images Mugnai has captured come from empty castles, shuttered power plants, and dilapidated churches around the world. From a sunken yacht in Antarctica to a forever-closed amusement park in Japan, these images all make up a sort of anti-phoenix; rather than rising as new from the ashes, these husks remain preserved in decomposition, forcing viewers to confront the strange beauty of ruination.

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tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

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naked-banana-man:

awkwardjamie:

fkinclaimedurls:

what happened in 1915

we don’t talk about 1915

at least they eventually realised they should start filling the bottles with coke 

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tokomon:

celebrities laughing with no teeth and no eyebrows

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• girl: i kinda like horses.
• ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE.

kawaiiapocalypse:

itsaverypotteeeersenioryear:

deeeeeeeeeeeeetitsaaaaaaaaaaaaan:

was this really worth sticking your head in a toilet

TO THE MINISTRY!

oh my fucking god

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unicornfromhell:

happy easter 

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marblefacade:

its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle

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