theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
ugh I hope this cold/whatever it is goes away. I’m tired of sneezing. and i’m tired of my nose running. and I’m tired of my throat being sore.
bleeehhh its affecting my social life.
Oh. My. Gods.
I want to be best friends with this man. How even…!?
It’s simple. Just ask. <3
i fucking LOVE this video
Via click for more
Today my mom wasn’t home, so my eight year old sister asked me to set some words for her so she could write her daily sentences. I knew she did them every day, but I’ve never bothered to read them before.
My sister is a lot of things. She’s extremely smart, fairly quiet, and absolutely hilarious. But today I learned two new things about her:
a) my sister does not have a way with the written word
b) my sister is addicted to crack cocaine
I don’t know what the fuck she’s smoking but I want in on it sweet baby jesus I did not know what to do with myself while I was reading some of these
what is wrong with her
I don’t even understand what some of these mean
(things you should know: I am natalie, and her “silkys” are two little silk & velveteen blankets she’s slept with since she was born.)
Via Losing my faith in humanity
swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings
look at this asshole
look at him
god damn it henry
GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK
HENRY
(Source: carbunculus)
Lingual differences.
About me
whatever.
