This speaks to me on a spiritual level.
“I only ate like 50 of your left overs. But lets just say I only ate one of your left overs and pretend that you and everyone else just over-reacts by putting your names on anything you put in the fridge because you guys think I’ll eat it because I totally don’t have a track record of eating your guys’ food in the middle of the night and denying it when you wonder where the next day’s lunch went. That doesn’t sound like me at all.”
YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE. I STILL AM PISSED ABOUT MY MISSING B-DUBS BUT THAT MUST NOT HAVE BEEN YOU EITHER, EH?
I tried to make my face do what his face did. Turns out Wes is way better at Wes faces.